eventhough I already knew most of the stuff they mentioned in the article.. and I've found the best 30 second opener to establish comraderie is... "Evenin' officer, I just wanted to say your buddies sure did a great job roughing me up next to the highway last week. The nightstick was a bit painful at first but ya get used to it after the third shot to the ribs."
-----sig pic----- "My Dodge will own Z's any day of the week"